G.O.B, Wife of G.O.B marriage collapses- so does my world

I'm not really a believer in eternal love. Nor am I a fan of tabloids or gossip sites or any of that really- Brangelina is one of the Kardashian sisters, right?
But this Amy Poehler and Will Arnett business has broken this harsh exterior I call my face hole. As two of my favourite bringers of pure joy, I was upset that their wonderful union of minds has come to an end- no more youtube interviews, bloopers, or silly interviews- let us all taste each others tears for a moment, taste the sad. 

Frankly I don't care about their personal lives, the actual divorce- soz baby kids about your parents and all- and I'm sure it was amicable- as creators of happiness, how could it not be? And considering that Jason Bateman- official best friend of Arnett- appeared in a recent 'Boys Minute' for Poehler's Smart Girls at the Party channel, I like to think they're all best friends. 

But still, the question quietly burning on minds across the nation- WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN FOR WIFE OF G.O.B??!

But it was lies

I think I’ll be contemplating this from my bed for a while. My bed of tears.