Requiem for a piece of edam.

·        Ode to a once loved friend.

Oh beautiful slice of edam.
Sitting on my plate.
So creamy and innocent...
But you’ll soon have to go,
oh piece of edam.
Into my belly.
And I don’t know when I’ll see you again,
oh piece of edam.
But for tonight, its just the two f us,
and you are so faithful to me,
so trusting and loyal.

And now the two become one.
I mourn your death with my salivating mouth,
and my full stomach.