Sunday, 7 October 2012

Upcoming Halloween releases



October has arrived, and with it, a slew of Halloween film releases to (maybe) look forward to. This year there are few actual horror films, but there is a refreshing amount of family and kids films. In fact looking at the upcoming releases, I may opt not to see any adult movies, but instead stick to the kids movies. Halloween is always a fun time to go to the cinema though, and so here is a list of all of the upcoming releases for Halloween this year.

ParaNorman (3D)- 14 September

ParaNorman is directed by Chris Butler- who worked previously on Coraline and The Corpse Bride but for whom this marks a directorial debut. Amongst its many stars are actors such as John Goodman, Anna Kendrick, Casey Affleck, Leslie Mann and Jeff Garlin with Kodi Smit-McPhee (who starred in the 2010 US remake Let Me In) in the title role of Norman. ParaNorman is a 3D stop motion animated film and centres on Norman, a young boy who, after his claims of speaking to the dead are disregarded by his family and most others, must take on ghosts and zombies, with the help of a small group of humans, in order to protect his town from a curse.

It is the first Halloween film I have seen this year, and is thoroughly charming and visually captivating- I would recommend it to both families and adults as one to watch before it leaves cinemas.


House At The End Of The Street -21 September

Like last year’s The Cabin In The Woods, which starred Chris Hemsworth, House At The End Of Street is a small horror film which strangely features a Hollywood star. Unlike that film, however, House At The End Of Street seems dull, unoriginal, and lacking. It seems like an odd turn for Jennifer Lawrence who, after the 2010 Sundance hit Winter’s Bone and now the Hunger Games trilogy, could probably have her choice of any role. The film also stars Elizabeth Shue as Sarah who moves into a new house with daughter Elissa (Lawrence). When odd things begin happening, the two discover that the house next door was once inhabited by a family, until the daughter killed her parents, fleeing, so that Ryan (Max Thieriot), the son is the lone survivor. When Elissa befriends Ryan, more events begin to transpire.

House At The End Of The Street  is a horror/thriller film, and while it has received mostly poor review from critics since its release, it may make for adequate Halloween watching.



Resident Evil: Retribution- 28 September

Somewhere in the world there is a Resident Evil factory (probably in the same industrial complex as those for the Final Destination, Paranormal Activity and Saw movies) that keeps cranking out film after uninspired film. The Resident Evil films seem to happen out of habit now, rather than any real artistic drive or audience demand. Directed by Paul WS. Anderson, the film stars Milla Jovovich as Alice, who must continue her fight against The Umbrella Corporation and zombie attacks, although this time Alice is hindered by some suburban antics, as well as the usual.
Zombies... infection... action... badassery... one liners, you know the drill. This film is perhaps an entertaining couple of hours, and appropriate Halloween watching, but not much else.


Hotel Transylvania (3D) -12 October

While I may be wary about some of the voice casting for this film (yes I’m referring to you, Adam Sandler) it is challenged by my intrigue of director Genndy Tartakovsy’s move into animated film direction. Tartakovsky is the writer/director/producer behind animated series Dexter’s Laboratory and The Powerpuff Girls, among others. 

The film stars Sandler as Dracula, the owner of a human-free resort for monsters, who must try to prevent his daughter from falling in love with an unexpected human guest Jonathan (voiced by frequent Sandler collaborator culprit Andy Samberg). It is another animated film to feature an all star cast, including Steve Buscemi, David Spade, Selena Gomez, Molly Shannon and Fran Drescher. 

Perhaps neither as visually exciting or charming as Paranorman, Hotel Transylvania has the potential for family Halloween entertainment.


Frankenweenie- 17 October

This is the long awaited feature film adaptation of Burtons’ own 1984 short film of the same name. Like the short film, it references the 1931 film Frankenstein, itself an adaptation of Mary Shelley’s 1818 novel.

 It is shot in black and white, using stop motion animation. Among the voice actors are frequent Burton collaborators Winona Ryder, Catherine O Hara and Martin Short. Frank Welker- one of the busiest voice actors in Hollywood, and the voice behind such characters as Fred and Scooby Doo from Scooby Doo, countless decepticons in the Transformers franchise, with 679 acting credits on imdb to date, voices Sparky Frankenstein, to dog who dies, and whom Victor (Charlie Tahan) attempts to bring back to life.

 
When Sparky dies, Victor is devastated, and determined to get him back, by whatever means. After some scientific experiments, Victor is successful in bringing Sparky back to life, but not everything goes to plan.
Frankenweenie has all the visuals you would expect in a Burton animated film, but perhaps more substance than some of his more recent work such as the summer release Dark Shadows or 2010’s Alice in Wonderland.



Paranormal activity 4- 19 October

As well as this marking the lead up to Halloween, apparently this October is also remake and sequel month. Like Paranormal Activity 3, the latest film is directed by Ariel Schulman and Henry Joost. It takes place after the second instalment, and so serves as a sequel (unlike the third, which is a prequel to the first and second). The studio has tried to withhold as many plot details as possible, but it will feature Katie (Katie Featherson) as she moves into a new home with Robbie- now known as Hunter (Brady Allen) whom she had kidnapped at the end of the second film. The film sees Katie’s neighbours become victims of strange paranormal activity themselves, following their interaction with her and Hunter. 

Like the previous films in the franchise, this is shot in a found footage style, using laptop recording and other such devices. Specifically designed as a Halloween film, and released just before the holiday, it is sure to serve its purpose, although it may not be everyone’s preferred viewing.



This month boasts a varied mix of theatrical releases, and thus ostensibly something for everyone. However, while there is a definite high quantity of films in cinemas over the next few weeks, the quality may leave a lot to be desired.  But whether you’re looking for a fluff piece or some serious scares, while many of these films won’t be in any critic’s favourites, you’ll get your Halloween fix.

Thursday, 27 September 2012

Ring

A lament for my poor lost ear ring.

Oh ring in my ear

Where did you go?
For months,
 You and I, fused as one
A permanent ring in my life
My own little circle of life
And now, little ring, you have gone
Where?
I am lost. Abandoned.
My ear cartilage empty
My heart empty too.
And so I try to heal these wounds, little ring
I try to replace you
Foolishly
No ring fits
No stud sizeable
Itching, when I move
Hurting, when I sleep,
Uncomfortable, under a hat
No ring the same
As you, little ring.
But gone forever, and now
... Oh well I guess this one fits pretty well..
Yeah, that'll do.


Sunday, 23 September 2012

FOOD FOOD FOOD

Yep. It's happened. I am now one of those people who takes photographs of their food. I'M SORRY.

Except, it's delicious, so maybe not.  I like to cook sometimes, though I'm probably not very good at it. Since I'm mostly too afraid to let anybody taste it- for crippling fear of rejection- I may never know.

But visually... well it's still probably sub par. (Which is the name I will choose should I ever own a restaurant).
 Lo and behold! Food!:

Rice cakes with fresh baby leaf spinach, fresh basil leaves, tomato, grilled mushroom and parsley. This picture is here because 1. this was a delicious lunch but also 2. as proof that this is longest I have kept a basil plant alive.

And again:

I try to eat all my food on a window ledge.



I made this one a couple of months ago before I became the half-assed vegan I am today.
Cous cous salad with fresh baby leaf spinach (I a bit of a spinach-phile), red onion, feta cheese, cucumber, pinto beans and chick peas
Webcam photo (SORRY) of spicy cous cous (garlic, coriander, black pepper, chilli, cayenne and parsley) and a spicy bean burger (which I did nit make but put in the oven all by myself).

A similar cous cous salad to the one above but with lemon I think (you get the drill)
My camera was down for a while and so I present to you a really poor webcam photo I just had to take because this was pretty amazing. Falafel salad on gluten-free brown bread; with houmous, cucumber, scallions, yellow pepper, and a sort of side salad with salsa relish/salsa. I basically just went crazy on chickpeas and made a large tub of houmous and many adorable falafels. It was..... falafelly good.




Youtube videos ahoy!

I need a wonderful new webseries! One that blends humour with intelligence! One that features two young Irish women! One that is ridiculous and fabulously crafted and has me screaming for more!

Alright, ALRIGHT. Calm down, people of the internet! Jesus Christ.

Relax, I have found you such a series; Dunnestello City. Two girls, one city, and a whole lot of S.E.X. (probably not).

My friend and I make youtube videos sometimes (sporadically) because we need to channel the massive comedy intensity that's brewing in our collective brain.

Give this video a look see, you won't regret it (probably)


We do things like this:
"Jesus Jesus!" - "JESUS?!"
And this:

I'm really sorry your entire family died.

Saturday, 22 September 2012

Pan's Labyrinth at the IFI Temple Bar

The IFI in Temple Bar in Dublin is one of my favourite places.

Not just to see movies, but to hang around looking mysterious.

This month they're screening some of their most successful films from over the last 20 years as part of their 20/20 landmark films season.



 These include some of my favourite films- Alfed Hitchcock's Vertigo and  Guillermo Del Toro's Pan's Labyrinth. 

What could go wrong?

Here's an article I wrote about the season and Pan's Labyrinth for Film Jam


So check out my mini review (and the film season itself, if you live in Dublin), they're one hundred per cent guaranteed to improve your quality of life.